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Shushu League's usual truck adventure!
Shushu!
From now on, the three of you will drive the truck and answer the quiz.
I'm sorry.
Where are you doing it?
What do you mean?
It's a studio, isn't it?
This is not a studio.
It's a studio.
Odaiba's sea outside.
I'll say it clearly.
It's Siberia.
Siberia in Siberia.
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes.
All the staff are like this all the time.
Yes.
Don't say it too loudly.
What?
Hamada-san is screaming behind you.
Hamada-san is there?
Hamada-san.
Have you arrived?
Yes, I have arrived.
Really?
Yes.
What's the result?
The result is...
Shut up!
You're too angry.
Now, the three of you will drive the truck and answer the quiz.
If you answer it correctly, you will get...
One million yen!
Wow!
No, you'll get five million yen.
Five million yen?
Yes, you'll get five million yen.
I'll give you one million yen.
Wow!
It's a joint prize.
This time, you'll get it for free.
It's for free, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Here you go.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
Okay, goodbye.
Yes, thank you very much.
I'll give you this for free.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll give you this for free.
Why is it a joint prize?
Oh, you ate it.
How does it taste?
It's different from Fukuzawa.
Does it taste good?
Yes, it's good.
Yes, manager.
What?
You say that you grew up, but this green bag is not.
You say you grew up, but this green bag is not.
No, no, you're lying.
It's the latest technology for NASA.
In this state of the ocean, NASA is at their limit.
Why did you take off this bag?
It's because of the leadership of the Burning Man Producer.
Well, please get on the truck!
Truck!
Where is the truck?
It's an dashboard, isn't it?
I'll kill you!
This is the truck, isn't it?
Don't say it!
Truck, truck!
Don't say it!
Give me the truck!
Don't say it, Dumbledore!
Is it made of gold like this?
It says "alley".
Don't say "alley"!
Let's put it on and go!
Let's go! Truck Adventure!
I'll ask you a question now!
If you know the answer, please answer!
If you know the answer, please face forward and answer!
Let's go!
What is the most expensive thing in Japan?
Skytree!
What is the next most expensive thing?
Congratulations!
Let's go!
It's Senmasao, isn't it?
Yes, it's Senmasao!
Why didn't you do it last time?
What?
You did it last time!
Didn't I?
You did the longest version last time!
I did the longest version!
I'm jealous!
Who knows the answer?
Skytree...
What is the next most expensive thing?
I know the answer!
Yes, Master Zaco!
Yes, Takahata and Simba!
Yes, I am Takahata!
And this one, this one, and this one!
And I'll eat this one!
Who knows the answer?
Skytree...
What is the next most expensive thing in Japan?
I think I know the answer!
I'm sure you know the answer!
Let's go!
But it's Tokyo Tower, right?
Yes, you're correct!
What kind of answer is that?!
You know what I'm talking about!
But it's Tokyo Tower, right?
You're the one who says, "Let's go for a drink!"
Who would laugh at that?
Who would laugh?!
No, no, no, even if you say it's Tokyo Tower,
Kuki-san might say, "No, it's not."
No, it's not.
Why can't you give me the correct answer?
I want to hear it from you.
Isn't it like that?
Ouch!
It hurts!
Isn't it like that?
Why can't you give me the correct answer?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Isn't it like that?
Sit down, you pig-skin!
Pig-skin?
What's up with you and your bike?
Give me the correct answer!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, start the truck again!
Although soccer is the most popular sport in the world...
Yes, it is.
There's something else that's popular.
What is it?
Something else? Okay, I got it!
Okay, okay, let me tell you!
Yes, Senma!
I've been playing all-back lately.
I took his bag and put it away.
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
What's up with you and your Senma?
Okay, okay, what is it?
Okay, what is it?
Yes!
Yes, Haryu-chan, go ahead.
Chikichiki-kikipurin-saishikan!
Yes, yes, kikikikikipurin!
My house is next to a kikirin.
What's up with you?!
Wrong!
What's up with you?!
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Okay, Zakosuke, let's go!
Okay, the correct answer is "be my baby"!
Yes!
Be my baby, be my baby, be my baby, be my baby!
Be my, be my, be my baby, be my baby, be my baby!
This is the correct answer.
This is the incorrect answer.
The correct answer is "be my baby"!
What?!
What's up with you?!
I remembered it well!
What's "be my baby"?
Okay!
Pink!
Love Machine!
That's right!
Hey, hey, hey!
This "be my baby" is for shaving my ears!
This "be my baby" is for shaving my forehead!
This "be my baby" is for shaving my chin!
What's up with you?!
Let's do the quiz!
Are you doing it?!
Of course I am!
Alright! Soccer! What else is there?!
What else is there...
I think it's about time we get it right!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, prosecutor!
What else is there...
Amateur prosecutor!
Yes, amateur prosecutor! You do this a lot, don't you?
Yes!
Oh, I did it here!
What should I do with the poop I have left?!
Should I put it on my face and hug it?!
What are you doing?!
I'm not a chimpanzee!
Alright, alright, alright!
Let's do the quiz!
Baseball!
Correct!
Hey!
You're not supposed to hit the pocket more and more!
Isn't that enough?!
Why would you decide it's enough?!
The love machine is stuck in there...
A love machine is only one hit!
You're going to hit it like that?!
Of course!
Randomly!
Randomly?!
Randomly! Randomly!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I've never seen this before...
Randomly!
It's pretty random, right?!
Randomly! Randomly! Randomly!
I'm getting a little scared...
It's scary!
Should I say it?!
There's nothing scary about it!
Alright, alright!
I think it's enough!
You decide it's enough!
I'm not going to decide it!
Your decision won't make it fun at all!
That's not true!
You're going to take all the public transportation in reverse!
An accident is an accident!
What do you mean, "an accident is an accident"?
It hurts! It hurts!
Go back! Seriously!
It's not dangerous!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing with your thin voice?!
I'm really scared!
Please stop it!
Alright, here we go!
Randomly, right?!
Alright!
McDonald's has the most stores in Japan,
but there are still more stores!
How is it?!
Tempo!
Alright, understood!
Alright, let's go!
It's exhausting!
I'm gonna shit my pants.
My precious dog is gone.
Why is it shaking like that?
Why do you shit on your dog?
So, what do you think, PB-san?
"Masukaki Donald"!
Please don't say that!
Hey, wait up!
Don't make fun of the company!
No, I'm not!
"Masukaki Donald"?
What's "Masukaki Donald"?
There's no way!
"Masukaki Donald"?
That's why you don't go to commercials!
Maybe it's because of my face!
There's no way!
There's no discrimination like that!
What's wrong with you girls?!
Apologize!
Apologize?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
The cat's male has arrived!
So, I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
Meow!
It's fine! It's fine!
I'm a cat and I don't forgive...
your shoulders!
Chon! Chon! Chon!
Hey!
What is the matter, MC?
What did you say?
Were you angry?
We messed up and sung a terrible song!
Let's move on to the second block!
The first block is clear!
Wow!
Yeah!
There's a curve to the right!
Move your body!
Wow!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! I'm getting off! I'm getting off!
I'm getting off! I'm getting off! I'm getting off!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Stop doing that!
Tell me about it! Like right and left!
Something in my chest is moving right.
Stop complaining!
What's with you?
Your reaction is small.
Small? Do something!
It's like this.
Dirty, dirty, dirty.
What is this guy?
So which one is bad?
Huh?
This guy, this guy.
If you'd done more, we'd have gotten a reaction like this.
I don't know.
Master did it because he thought it was good.
That's right, that's right.
It's the era of compras.
Compra?
It's bad if you hit it hard.
You're getting kicked a lot.
Did you want me to do more makeup?
I heard you wanted me to do it more.
Which one is bad?
I don't know.
I can't judge which one is good or bad.
You two decide it.
I thought it was because of Master's sluggish striking.
Why?
It was hard for me to react.
What do you think, Master?
Was I right or wrong?
Which one do you think?
I was right, right?
Yes.
I don't think you're right.
If you think you're right, you can't put up that kind of hat.
Huh?
First of all.
If you're going to talk to Taito properly, take off your hat and talk properly.
Why didn't you take it off?
Yeah.
So which one is bad now?
I feel the nature of the hat,
and if you came a little closer, I could have stood up and done it.
But you told me not to do it.
First of all, don't stand up to me.
Ouch!
And don't talk to your partner.
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Did you understand?
Why don't you get along with each other?
Are you a teacher?
I'm not a teacher. I'm telling you as an MC.
Ouch!
You're hitting me too much.
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
You're a boss, too.
You're a boss.
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I'm going to kill you!
It's not good to kill someone.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's an age-old question.
What's next in the Showa era?
Next in the Showa era.
That's a good question.
Let's see.
Yes.
Pestilence.
Yes, pestilence.
Hmm...
It's about time for me to suck up my father.
It's started.
I'm going to suck up my father from my little finger.
Oh, my!
Kikurito, you're going to suck up your father, too!
You're going to suck up your father!
What's wrong with you?
You're a boss, too.
What's wrong with you?
You can laugh at anyone.
Hey!
It's too cold and I'm thirsty!
What's next in the Showa era?
Oh, I know!
Let's see.
Pestilence.
Yes, pestilence.
Oh, hello!
I'm Mr. Oda Mudo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Oda Mudo.
How's the young sportsman doing lately?
Yes?
The door is opening vertically with a galloping motion.
Can you show me?
Yes.
Wow, that's cool!
Please open the door.
Open it like this? Why do you do it like this?
You should be the director of this movie.
Why don't you laugh? You don't laugh at all, do you?
No, I don't laugh in this harsh environment.
In the cold.
So, what do you think of it?
After the Showa era...
After the Showa era,
Chupa Chupa Macaron.
Chupa Chupa Macaron. So, what is it?
It's like...
No, I don't know what Chupa Chupa Macaron is.
Please do it.
It's like kanji, isn't it?
Like hiragana and katakana.
How do you write Chupa Chupa Macaron in kanji?
"Chu" is for "parking lot".
And "pa" is for "fever".
"Pa" is for "fever".
"Chupa Chupa"... Oh, you say it twice, don't you?
"Chupa Chupa"...
"Chupa Chupa Macaron" is...
"Makainoma"...
"ka" is for...
"hi"...
"ma" is for "fever" and "riu" is for "long".
Oh, it's "long".
You're wrong!
What do you mean by "wrong"?
What's wrong with you?
It's a quiz.
I wanted to see it.
Chupa Chupa Macaron. So, so, so...
Chupa Chupa Macaron.
Can you do it for me?
Why do I have to do it?
It's a sample.
Chupa Chupa Macaron.
It's not red. It's colorful.
Green? Chupa!
Purple? Chupa!
Black? Chupa!
White? Chupa!
Macaron in my mouth...
Chupa Chupa Chupa Chupa Chupa Chupa...
It feels really good...
Stop it!
It's cold...
Let's go!
You're wrong!
You know it's wrong!
What are you doing?
Let's move on.
Next year's word of Showa.
What do you think, Hamada-san?
"Ogawa Natsumi"!
Wrong!
The correct answer is "Heisei".
Oh, it was "Heisei".
What a shame.
Let's move on.
The next question is...
There is a long river in the world.
What is the longest river in the world?
The longest river in the world...
Yes, yes, yes.
"Inbou Nagare River".
Yes, "Inbou Nagare River".
Hey!
OK!
Let me go!
OK!
It's dirty!
You don't have a flowing somen's cotton swab, do you?
Flowing somen. Flowing cotton swab.
Flowing cotton swab.
Cotton swab doesn't flow.
It doesn't flow.
It will be scattered.
If it's not a thin skin, it will be scattered.
It will die.
In a bundle.
Yes, yes, yes.
OK!
OK, then.
Wakige-moyashi river.
Oh, that's it.
It's different.
Wait a minute!
I'm scared of the idea.
You haven't got used to it, have you?
No, no, no. I don't understand "flawed river".
What?
Why?
Water and fire are two sides of the same coin, aren't they?
That's right.
They disappear right away.
Why are you so serious about it?
Don't you have a reason for it?
Well, you know...
Even if you burn it with a cover, it will disappear right away.
It's OK for you to do it for me.
The ambiguity of the setting is connected to the feeling of R-1.
It's OK for you! Don't say anything serious!
You said it!
What's wrong with you?
Huh? Huh?
You're like a bad elementary school student.
Ah...
Ah!
Yes.
It's not "yes".
When R-1 won, many people said, "Why did he win?"
Yes.
Only you said that, didn't you?
I thought so, too.
It's not a good thing or a bad thing.
I thought so, too.
You said it was a good thing or a bad thing, but it was a good thing.
It's a good thing or a bad thing.
What do you mean "good thing or bad thing"?
I've never heard of it!
But I thought so, too.
You thought so, too!
Did you think so?
Yes.
You shouldn't have thought so.
Why did you think I was going to burn it?
You said it was a good thing or a bad thing, didn't you?
You're always in a bad mood.
What's wrong with you?
Did you say "chupa chupa macaroon"?
Yes, I did.
"Chupa chupa macaroon", "chupa chupa macaroon", "chupa chupa"...
Hey!
It's not funny!
It's because you don't want to do 50%.
It's because you don't want to bump into an old man and an old woman.
It's not funny.
It's "fifty-fifty".
"Fifty"... Shut up!
"Fifty-fifty"...
You said it, didn't you?
No, I didn't say it.
"Fifty-fifty".
Isn't it "fifty-fifty"?
"Fifty-fifty"...
What is it, then?
Well...
"Chipatti"?
"Chipatti" or "Caffetti"?
No, no. I got "Chipatti" first, so no.
That's harsh.
Give me something that's not "Chipatti".
"Stylish...
...dress".
Wait, Cookie-san is the only one laughing.
That was funny.
That was funny, though.
Yes, yes.
Shisho was laughing, too.
He was really into it.
Not "fifty-fifty", but "stylish dress" is fine, right?
Thank you.
Correct!
Thank you. It's my first time hearing it.
"Stylish dress" has the longest face.
Yes, "stylish dress" has the longest face.
Isn't that enough?
Well, we're running out of energy and mental strength, so let's move on to the last question.
The last one!
In Japan, what do you call a shrine with Buddha in it?
A shrine?
What do you call a building with Buddha in it?
Ah, I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please tell me.
Ah, I don't know.
Yes, Shisho!
A shrine with Buddha in it?
Yes, yes, a shrine with Buddha in it.
Oh, it's cold, isn't it?
I'm home.
A shrine with Buddha in it is good, isn't it?
Ah, there's a hole in the ceiling and a huge Buddha in it...
Why would you go in a shrine with Buddha in it and make a hole in the ceiling and make a huge Buddha in it?
Why would you try to put it back in your head?
Is it wrong?
It's wrong, it's wrong.
It's wrong, isn't it?
Now, what do you think?
I'll go.
Yes, let's go.
Then, I'll choose "Chinbo", "Mambo" and "Tenkyoho".
Yes, that's good.
My name is "Chinbo".
What?
Your name is...
"Mambo".
"Mambo" isn't good.
It's a war.
"Chinbo" is good, but "Mambo" isn't good.
Does that mean you want me to go back?
Yes.
I chose "Chinbo" and "Mambo" for now, but...
No, "Mambo" is no longer useful.
Then, I'll go with a different one.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
My name is "Chinbo".
What?
My name is...
- Usami... - No.
- What is Usami? - No, Usami...
- I'll do it one more time. - Should I give you the correct answer?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Then, please sing "Chimbo".
- My name is Chimbo! - Chimbo!
- My name is Manhida!
- You're stupid!
- You'll definitely be fooled, Manhida!
- Big world.
- Big world, right? - Big world, big world.
- With this, you can't play.
- Get out, get out!
- Hida is not good. - Hida is not good?
- Hida is not good. - Man is not good.
- Hida is not good.
- Man and Hida are not good. - Man and Hida are not good.
- You're sticking with the bad guys. - So, you're not good with Manda-hida?
- You're not good with Manda-hisako?
- Manda-hidako...
- Why do you look like you're describing a female machine?
- You can do it, right?
- I can do it!
- You can do it, right? - Yes.
- Then, what about you do the MC role, Pink?
- That's...
- Let's do it. - Shall we do it?
- Yes, let's do it. - Please do it.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- Then, I'll do the new MC role.
- That's better. - Let's do it!
- It's hard for me.
- Then...
- It stinks!
- Excuse me. - It stinks!
- What's this? - It smells bad.
- No, it doesn't. - It smells bad.
- It stinks!
- It doesn't smell bad.
- Can I do it?
- It smells bad.
- What? - It stinks!
- No, it doesn't.
- You were wearing a suit and doing like this.
- Then, let me smell it.
- It stinks!
- It smells bad!
- You, too! - It stinks!
- Are you drunk? - I'm drunk!
- Are you drunk? - I'm drunk.
- So, don't say anything bad.
- Then, I'll do it. - Yes.
- Then, shall we do it? - Yes.
- Shinjuku has more people than Osaka.
- But... - But...
- That's how many.
- Where is it? - Station.
- That much in Tokyo. - Yes, we are thinking about it.
- Shinjuku has more, but... - Hmm...
- That much or more. - More than Shinjuku?
- As much as Shinjuku? - More?
- Is it a station with more people? - Yes, it is.
- It's a user. - Hmm...
- Well, there are various things, but... - Hmm...
- Yes, yes. - Hmm...
- Well, with that momentum... - Hmm...
- Yes, master. - Hmm...
- Master! - Hmm...
- Is it a station? - Is it a train?
- Answer me. It's not a station. - Is it a taxi?
- You should answer with the name of the station. - Hmm...
- It's like "something something". - Is it okay with the name of the place?
- It's okay with the name of the place. - Okay.
- It's the name of the station. You know "something something station", right?
- Is it Tokyo? - It's Tokyo! I told you!
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Hmm...
- Get out of my way! - Hahaha!
- Don't look forwards, stranger. The line might be a malfunction or something, but you should move your body back! - Oh, I have to look forwards.
- If you don't look forwards, you should stay behind me. - Oh, okay...
- No, save her if you don't answer backwards. - Oh, I don't know...
- Who is she? - Hey!
- Stay behind her! - Oh, I'm scared...
- Well, she's so fast... - Stay behind her!
- I can't stay behind Chun sengan!
- No, you're a yakuza.
- Wait, sorry...
- But we're not yakuza. You are our staff. - Yes, you are...
- I'm scared. - I'm scared, too.
Why is Hamada-san scared of me, too?
- I'm scared. - Are you really scared of me?
- Turn around first. - Turn around.
This is bad. Let's run away from him.
- Let's run away. - Let's run away.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Good job! - Good job!
Kaeruma Five full of sexy actresses!
- Good job! - Good job!
- If you have Fujimon, you can be energetic and cheerful. - That's right.
- No matter where you are, you can be round and round. - That's right.
- I'm a little worried about what you're going to do. - I'm not worried about anything.
- I don't want to cause too much trouble, but honestly... - Don't look me in the eye and talk.
- Why? - Because you're a criminal.
- Did you make me cry? - No, you didn't!
- Could you please introduce yourself? - Excuse me?
- Which way are you going? - I'm going this way.
- Why? - I didn't get anything.
- Are you a dolphin? - No, I didn't get anything.
- It's obvious you didn't get anything, but you didn't get anything. - What's wrong with you?
- I don't know! - What are you doing?
- What is this?
- Could you please tell me the title of your masterpiece? - Oh, that's good.
- "Finding a Loner in Kyoto" MV.
- It's not true, is it? You didn't really do it, did you? - No, I didn't do it.
- You did! - You did!
- "Finding a Loner in Kyoto" MV has something to do with it, doesn't it?
- I did it! I did it! I did it! - How was it?
- Like this? Like this? - First of all, you have to do it gracefully.
- Oh, that's good! That's good! - Oh, that's good!
- Three, two, one! - Ohhhh!
- What a failure!
- How was it for you, coming here for the first time?
- Well, it's in the middle of nowhere. We did "Ultra Quiz" in the rain last time, too. - Yeah, we did.
- Why don't you go to the studio? - Huh?
- This is a studio, isn't it? - It's not a studio!
- The bottom is the sea! When you fly over there, you'll see it right away! - It's a greenback!
- Where do you put up a greenback? I've never seen one like this! - It's like this.
- Like this! Like this! - Like this? Yacht?
- Yeah! It was moving like this! Even when we were flying, it kept pushing us!
- It's like a yacht! - Yeah, it's like a yacht!
- But it was fun, wasn't it? - It was fun, but...
- It's nice, isn't it? It was fun. Thank you!
- Well, everyone was funny, but... - Yeah!
- The winner is... - Oh!
- The winner is... - The winner is me!
- What kind of applause is that?
You shouldn't spoil me like that!
Sorry, I can't say it now. I'm sorry, but I can't use "love letters" right now.
- You can use "kyoho" - Can I say something else?
- Go ahead, go ahead. - What? - I have "kyoho".
- How was it? - Everyone was funny, but...
- The winner is... - The winner is...
- "Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers"! - It's a little long...
- What? - It's "taito". - "Taito".
- Yes, "taito". - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - You did say you were the winner.
- I'm sorry, please give me one more chance. - One more chance, I'm sorry.
- The winner is... - The winner is...
- "Machiura Pink"! - It's a famous song!
- You can't use it, you can't broadcast it. - It's not just "kyoho".
- You can't use it. - This hand...
- You can't use this hand. - It's scary.
- It reminds me of... - It's like a dead bird.
- It's frozen. - It's flying and you get hit here and it goes like...
- It's scary. - It bounces.
- It's like a dead bird. - It's like a dead bird. - It's scary. - You can't do anything.
- It's bouncing. - It's like a dead bird.
- It keeps bouncing. - It's going up.
- It's weird. - Why is it stopping here? - It's floating. - It's floating.
- It's like a dead bird.
- It's floating like that. - "Odesha". - "Odesha" is wrong!